Friday, February 5, 2010

Hello My Name Is Tanya Cheex and I'm A Naked Girl..

Our Voluptuous Panic III "Be Mein Valentine" show w/ Boylesque T.O. Feb. 13th-14th is putting me in the mood for some steamy lit not to mention our Toronto launch of "Naked Girls Reading"w/ Michelle L'Amour Mar.7th at The Painted Lady. I thought I'd share my reading list of what gets me hot and bothered. Please feel free to add your own list and if I get enough lists , I'll run a second blog before VDay.


1. "Story Of The Eye" (Histoire De L'Oeil) - Georges Bataille

2. "Crash"- JG Ballard

3. "One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish"- Dr. Seuss


...and that's all I can come up with for the time being! Arrrgh! I think I have too much on my mind; the upcoming co-production with Boylesque T.O. Don't kid yourself a co-production is harder work! And of course, the launch of "Naked Girls Reading". This in my eyes, presents itself a new hurdle. Contraire to public belief, I am not a natural exhibitionist, show off , hell yes! Nudist, no! I'm the one that had all the clever Strip Poker maneuvers, the art of changing in a public place, aces! Yes, I know I was a stripper, an internet nude chat hostess but there was always a level of movement and smoke and mirrors. Michelle L'amour is very comfortable in her lovely skin and what a great ambassador of NGR she makes. We are stripped bare for this event minus some accessories such as shoes, stockings, hair clips etc. for the world to see! Every flaw, roll or whatever I don't like about my body! Some of Skin Tight is on the fence about their participation, some are already naked and waiting! Oh, I know we will have flattering lighting but I'm buck!!!!!!! And not dancing, I'm sitting there, reading you for your intense scrutiny! I emailed Michelle back and forth because I started thinking about pubic dressing. Those ladies with a nice topiary have a little bit of distance from the audience but what about those peltless creatures such as myself? Nothing between you and me, not even a Hitler stache! "Michelle, can I wear a merkin?" "No, you're naked." I dreamed about making an acetate topaz Swarovski landing strip to stick on but no, sorry you're naked! Well, I might save this for another occasion as I like the aesthetic. I guess I got to just walk behind that screen, drop my robe, come out, sit down with my legs closed with perfect straight back posture. I will have a moderately sized book, possibly a stole, big hair and a knowing smile that says, what I should've been really worried about was reading aloud in public! The gum is now out of my mouth!




Come see how I manage at "Naked Girls Reading Bedtime Stories", Toronto Launch, Mar.7th at The Painted Lady. Oh yeah, Michelle L'Amour will be there and she'll be NAKED!