You pack the feathers, you take em out, you pack...

Cripes, its been hard to commit to my blog! I've been writing for other people's blogs and left with no juice for my own! Not to mention too much has been going on! So I poured myself a stiffy and well here I am! Oh yeah, Roxi Dlite bugged me a bit too! She can do that cause this blog was named after her.

I've witnessed The Grand Burlesque in Montreal with my Burly gals in all it's high glam perks, launched Toronto's chapter of Naked Girls Reading with Skin Tight Outta Sight and Michelle L'amour, celebrated my 12 yrs. Anniversary with Alistair on St. Paddy's Day with secret guest Roxi Dlite, was a featured performer in Chicago for the Windy City Burlesque Festival and had a great time with Mimi First, coffee with Kitten Deville celebrating Michelle's birthday with the Starlets and Scarlett James- wow, did I need that drink! I was teeming with PMS!!! Anna Fur Laxis blew this jaded hearts mind. If she comes to your town, GO SEE HER!!!!! I hope to interview her soon.

Skin Tight did a mini road trip slumber party for The London Lesbian Film Fest. Those Lesbians treated us right! We stayed at the Delta Chelsea and scared a teenage boy's hockey team who referred to us as "The Stripper!" Not a dirty word in my book. And speaking of which, if you're ever in London Ont, please visit "The Beef Baron". This is hands down the best strip joint in the world! It's magical like the unicorn or in this case the crazy stylings of Pantera. She is like Cirque du Soleil on crack! If you like a bit of Exorcist with your poonany, Pantera is your girl! She is a sublime contortionist, she can hold herself to a pole with her abs, spider walk, stick her head backwards between her legs and just when you thought you seen it all- sets the said poonany on fire! Us STOS bitches were knocking Jagermeister and Coronoas all over our selves to applaud this lady! Also for that stripper look and moves all eight year old girls aspire to, I recommend Maria, who has the Ass that goes, I feel funny in my chair. The music at The Beef Baron is beyond reproach! NIN, White Zombie, Motorhead, AC/DC and more metal hits that I can't remember 5 Jaggers later. We had a great conversation with a gal washing her cooch, I kid you not. There was love in that building! STOS felt the love that weekend! Some of the gals were peeler virgins but they're thankful to me they're not now!

So in other news the Mother's Day edition of Naked Girls Reading is slated for May 9th at The Painted Lady. We're trying to find some nice reads amongst the mean mommy literature. I do not for the record have mother issues but my choices make it sound like I do!

The Toronto Burlesque Festival is in the works for July and that is making me koko mainly having to watch all the applicant videos. For many reasons this is not a fun job , sounds it but hell it ain't! Good news is my other mother Satan's Angel is headlining so I hope my vistor suite at is ready for her and her Vic. ( After 7yrs, in this cute dump with Tiki Bar, Alistair and I are moving to swanky digs, I will miss the legendary Gay Pride Keg Party!) I hope to interview Satan's Angel here along with our other headliners.

The fundraiser "Dance, Dance Evolution" is May 21st at The Revival, I hope to twirl the fire tassels to promote Satan's Angel for Fest. You have to witness her in July, she's the Mick Jagger of Burlesque. She danced her in the 70's originally at The victory on Spadina. Toronto, you honestly have seen nothing like her since!

Must mention Burlesque Hall of Fame in Vegas for June 3rd weekender at The Plaza will be going to see Roxi smoke up the stage and snatch that title- fingers crossed! See you all pool side!

Ok I wrote enough, satisfied? I'm pouring another drink and going to listen to some White Zombie! This one is for all the other Ladies on the poles!