Thursday, December 31, 2009

Sauci Calla Horra's Songs To Strip To

Sauci's Top Ten Songs to Strip To (Guess which ones I'm doing for Raunch n' Roll New Year 2009?) See ya at the show tonite! http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/event.php?eid=220716529178&ref=ts

1) Iggy Pop's TV Eye
2) Pussy by Lords of Acid
3) Houston is Hot Tonight by Iggy Pop
4) Pyromania by Def Leppard
5) Anything by AC/DC.
6) Tom Waits Pasties and a G-String
7) The Sunday Stripper by Cock Sparrer
8) Aerosmith!!!!
9) Just cuz I pretend to be cultured, Ravel's Bolero
10) Led Zeppelin's The Lemon Song, of course!

Because I like to be difficult,
11) is ROCK YOU by Helix!

Monday, December 28, 2009

Tanya Cheex's Titty Bar Tunes



Here's my playlist to get you all in the mood to remove your clothes! To see more clothing removal, be sure to check out our Raunch n' Roll New Year's show, Dec. 31st at The Gladstone Hotel : http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=220716529178&ref=ts


1. Motley Crue: Girls, Girls, Girls



2. Peaches: Teaches Of Peaches



3. Goldfrapp: Train



4. Van Halen: Hot For Teacher



5. AC/DC: Whole Lotta Rosie



6. Nikki: Prince



7. Dirty Little Secrets: My Life With The Thrill Kill Cult



8. Heaven's On Fire : Kiss



9. Do ya Think I'm Sexy: Revolting Cocks



10.Twist Of Cain: Danzig



BONUS TRACK: Dancing Queen: Abba- first song I ever took my clothes off too in my neighbour's backyard, age 8!
*Photo by Darcy Dlite

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Mena Von Fleisch's Strip Bar Favorites



Mena Von Fleish will be strutting her stuff again with STOS this NYE for "Raunch n' Roll". To see Mena in the Von Fleish, rsvp:

1.Here I go Again - Whitesnake
2.Shout at the Devil - Motely Crue
3.Rock You Like a Hurricaine - The Scorpions
4.Pour Some Sugar on Me - Def Leppard (maybe a sexy duo with Mark Brown?)
5.Lick it up - KISS (YESSSSS!!! real life favorite!!)
6.I wanna Rock - Twisted Sister (little known face I LOVE Dee Snider!!)
7.Bad Medicine - Bon Jovi (my old wrestling Tag Team name LOL)
8.Every Rose Has it's Thorn - Poison (me and my Dad's favorite air guitar solo)
9.Legs - ZZ Top
10.Cherry Pie - Warrent (I kill this on guitar hero)
http://www.menavonfleish.com/

Monday, December 21, 2009

Foxy Finale's Titty Bar Tunes

She's our poster girl for New Year's Raunch n' Roll Extravaganza, here's Foxy Finale's favorites!
To RSVP the show : http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/event.php?eid=220716529178&ref=ts

1. Photograph - Def Leppard
2. Galang - M.I.A
3. First day of Spring - Ghandarvas
4. Here come's your man - Pixies
5. Crank - Catherine Wheel
6. Kyoto - Curumin
7. Brand New Low - Treble Charger
8. F*ck you like an animal - Nine Inch Nails
9. How soon is now - The Smiths
10.Truth or dare - N.E.R.D
www.skintightouttasight.com

Friday, December 18, 2009

MAHOGANY STORM'S STRIPCLUB PLAYLIST


Mahogany Storm of Boylesque T.O. is serving up some sleaze for New Year's Raunch n' Roll New Year's Party. http://www.facebook.com/#/event.php?eid=220716529178&ref=ts
1.Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze
2.Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
3.Nine Inch Nails - Closer
4.Lynyrd Skynyrd - Freebird
5.AC/DC - T.N.T.
6.Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb
7.Guns N Roses - Welcome to the Jungle
8.Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar On Me
9.Janis Joplin - Piece Of My Heart
10.Aerosmith - Walk This Way


Wednesday, December 16, 2009

ROCK N ROLL STRIP CLUB FAVORITES: SEXY MARK BROWN

In order to promote our New Year's Eve Raunch n' Roll show, I decided to ask the crew for their top 10 Strip Club Playlist. To see see all the raunch in the flesh go RSVP here: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=292775&id=1256814093#/event.php?eid=220716529178&ref=ts

After you do that download Sexy Mark Brown's list and take it off in your own home!
1.Pour Some Sugar on Me - Def Leppard
2.Strange Kind of Woman - Deep Purple
3.You Shook Me - Led Zeppelin
4.Red House - Jimmy Hendrix
5.Take It Off - The Donnas
6. The Spy - The Doors
7. Shake Your Hips - The Rolling Stones
8. Sunshine of Your Love - Cream
9. Hello Operator - The White Stripes
10. Splish Splash - Bobby Darrin

























http://www.skintightouttasight.com/

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Anastasia's Christmas Wish List

It's one helluva wind-up dolly; it's Go- Go Action Anastasia. Some assembly required. Small parts are hazardous for male children. Last chance to RSVP for Merry Stripmas tonite at The Great Hall!
http://www.facebook.com/#/event.php?eid=318933835057&ref=ts

1. Lots of lingerie from Agent Provocateur
2. Unlimited manicures & pedicures
3. A new bed *hee hee*
4. Bon Bons
5. Cars
6. Trips
Also if anyone has any hints on how to organize all of those high heels!
*wink* www.skintightouttasight.com

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Tanya Cheex wants you for Xmas!

Yes, this Xmas list probably commits a deadly sin or two, do I care? Today's my birthday too so if you want to add a few additional presents, feel free! Come celebrate Merry Stripmas Dec. 12th: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/event.php?eid=318933835057&ref=ts


1. The Dior Couture Winter Collection of 2007, yes all of it!
2. Life size Swarovski Snow Globe
3. A real leopard on a diamond leash
4. My own circus complete with my own trained show ponies
5. Champagne group bubble baths for all my friends
6. A gold encrusted litter hoisted by Don Draper, Wolverine, Nick Zedd, Clint Eastwood, Tony Ward and James Spader
7. Wedding in The Caveman room at The Madonna Inn. STOS and Boylesque T.O.perform. Elvez weds Alistair and I .
8. Agent Provocateur's travelling vanity trunk
9. A gold record for Alistair
10. Pink Cadillac with white leather interior
11. Custom made Louboutins for every day
12. Oysters and vodka, unlimited supply
13. World Tour
14. My very own Roxi Dlite Doll
15. My own High Glitz pageant child that I can have compete every once in a while then she's tucked away like all good children.
16. Eternal youth
17. More! More! More!


Wrong Note Rusty's Xmas Wish List



Boylesque T.O.'s high voltage tramp, Wrong Note Rusty is looking for a nice sugar daddy with a bulging...wallet to fill up his stocking. To see the boy in action on Dec. 12th at The Great Hall, go here:
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/event.php?eid=318933835057&ref=ts
1. A full length baby fur seat coat, with 3 foot train.
2. A not-so-rusty trombone.
3. A personal tailor who will execute all of my costume and bespoke apparel needs on demand. Chest hair a plus.
4. A Steinway grand piano in my bedroom, with Foxy Finale on top in a black cocktail dress.
5. Platinum vanity glasses frames.
6. A rocket-red Vespa with the TTC logo emblazoned on the side.
7. 24-hour access to Mahogany Storm's personal platinum stripper pole.
8. Whatever quantity of bait it requires to have a gay-for-pay night with Kanye West.
9. A revamped camera collection including a Nikon FM2, Nikon D3, Leica M6, Hasselblad 503CW, Polaroid SX-70, Lomo LC-A, Canon S90 ... (and more!)
10. A marriage of convenience with an airline pilot who could, if necessary, fly me to Japan for sushi.
11. The loft space on 888 Dupont and my house on 204 Yarmouth. I'd buy them both right the fuck out and keep it all for myself.
12. A BoylesqueTO world tour.
13. A harem of hot and highly-skilled manslaves. No homo!
14. Someone to write my Pulitzer-prize winning memoirs for me. Because who has the time for that these days?
15. A time machine. Oh the possibility!
For more go to wwwboylesqueto.com

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Coco La Creme's Christmas Wish List

She's the BonBon that's got it going on, if you can't give her what she wants, you better check out! Skin Tight Outta Sight's Princess of Peel, Coco La Creme! To see her come undone Dec. 12th
1. A bigger costume closet to store all my sequins and silk!

2. A shopping excursion where the sky's the limit, gifted by a special admirer.

3. Magical feet that never hurt in high heels!

4. Champagne and caviar for New Year's Day

5. Lots of lazy mornings in bed with my sweetheart.

6. A pleasure chest filled with naughty items for us to enjoy together.

7. Rose coloured glasses to improve my view of the world.

8. Chocolate! Lots and lots of chocolate!

Monday, December 7, 2009

Dew Lily Wants This Stuff for Christmas!

It's Boylesque T.O.'s deadly dreamboat, who finds it so much easier to be naughty then nice! Start saving your pennys for Dew Lily! You can see much more of him here, Dec. 12th: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=318933835057&ref=ts
1) $20,000
2) my own website
3) pocket mirror
4) a black leather saddle for Charles
5) jug of Ben Nye mint flavoured blood
6) handheld mirror
7) diamonds
8) new heads shots
9) wall mirror
10) Tanya's $1,000 black patent leather thigh high boots
11) chocolate cake
12) ALL the portraits of myself from Dr. Sketchy's
13) lunch with Lena Love
14) floor to ceiling mirror
15) longer business hours at the LCBO
www.boylesqueto.com

Paralee Pearl's Christmas Wishlist



















The Merry Stripmas Show on Dec. 12th is fast approaching, go to http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/event.php?eid=318933835057&ref=ts
But to tide you over here's guest performer from Glamourpuss Burlesque, Paralee Pearl’s Wish List:

1. A photo on Santa’s knee after I give him his very own sequin adorned Santa hat

2. A pair of skates so I can perform burlesque on ice - Burlesque Capades!

3. A bath in hot chocolate with my “special someone” (also known as marshmallows)

4. A tree trimming followed by a stocking stuffing topped off with a white Christmas

5. And finally this year I’d like to NOT wake up in an outdoor nativity scene because I had too much wine at the Glamour Puss holiday party.

See more of Paralee Pearl at http://www.glamourpussburlesque.com/

Friday, December 4, 2009

Foxy Finale's Wish List






Here's STOS's orgasmically-grown Lovechild, Foxy Finale's Xmas Wish List. But first RSVP here:http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=318933835057&ref=ts



1. World peace



2. My own creative costume maker who customizes in very sparkly sexy costumes for petite femmes with porno sized derrieres.



3. A big bag of fair-trade chocolate covered gluten free pretzels



4. Lady Gaga's production team



5. A documentary made about STOS, with an original musical score by Alistair Christl



6. The doc would feature a risque gang bang scene with Boylesque T.O



7. A personal shiatsu masseuse with big brown muscly arms.



8. A pair of ethically made high heeled professional comfy dancing shoes in black and gold



9. A tattoo of a sexy honey bee on one buttock



10. Monogrammed shiny hot pink kimonos for all STOS members to wear backstage



11. A giant enviro friendly hot pink van to take STOS on tour across Canada and USA

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Frenchie Fatale's 12 Days Of Christmas

She ain't been that nice this year but she sure has been naughty! Glamour Puss Burlesque's Bad Girl of Bump n' Grind has got 12 things you better get her! To RSVP Dec. 12th's Merry Stripmas:http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/event.php?eid=318933835057&ref=ts

Twelve corsets stunning,
Eleven bottles swiping,
Ten eyes a peeping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight pasties a twirling,
Seven candles a dimming,
Six toys a playing,
Five broken bedsprings,
Four safe-words,
Three gorgeous men,
Two silk gloves,
And a cuddle under the sheets.

Behind The Garter Belt: Roxi Dlite

Roxi Dlite is the reigning Princess Of Burlesque at The Burlesque Hall of Fame in Las Vegas. She is also a fellow Canadian cutie, one of STOS`s favorite guest performers and the inspiration for the title of this blog! Here she is Miss Rhinestones and Whiskey herself, Roxi Dlite!



1. What is the importance of costuming to the burlesque performance.? Do you come up with the act or the costume first?
Costuming is very important. A performer's costume is the first thing we see when we watch a performance. I truly feel it reflects a level of professionalism. When I come up with my acts I usually come up with the costume after I figure out what I'll be doing and what I will need the costume to do and how it will come off.


2. When did you realize that your costumes had to be custom made and not off the rack?
Being a burlesque performer from Windsor, Ontario, I have zero costume resources. I have tried to find costume designers in Windsor, but the only ones I could find made little outfits out of stretchy material only for strippers - not quite what I was looking for. I was forced to buy off the rack for many years, and so I would try to mix and match with other pieces to make it my own. I even tried to learn how to sew, and I always have to order online. It's pretty frustrating trying to source out everything. I still do this sometimes, I'll buy a corset here, a skirt there and have Amber Ray make my pasties. However, I'm starting to get to know a couple new fantastic costume designers who are helping me out with making my costume ideas a reality. I'm so pleased with my new Sailor costume Christina Manuge made for me.


3.What inspirations do you draw from?
I am absolutely in love with Betty Grable. Her costumes were amazing in every scene she was in. I like to look at photos from old burlesque performers costumes as well. The Ziegfeld Follies costumes were jaw dropping beautiful and, I think this should go without saying, Dita has the best wardrobe known to women. I have a folder on my desktop called 'inspiration' and whenever I see something on the internet that inspires me I drop it in.


4. Do you get inspired from vintage burlesque photography or performers?
I love to look at old photos of burlesque performers. It's very inspiring to watch old videos of them performing as well, however, I think costuming has come a long way since then, there really are a lot of wonderful costumes nowadays. Some of the nicest vintage costumes can be seen on display at the Burlesque Hall of Fame.


5.What are your favourite costumes that you've made? What was the most challenging?
Well, I don't really know how to sew all that well. So far I have made two aprons, a silk one with a heart on it, and a lemon apron for my shoot in Java's Bachelor Pad Magazine #7 (go pick yourself up a copy). I've also made two strip panel skirts. I think the hardest was the lemon apron because sewing circles is a challenge for me.


6. What is the funniest thing that has ever happened to you while making something?
I was ironing the lemon decal on my apron but I wasn't using an ironing board, just a towel on top of our hardwood floors. There's now an image of an iron burned into my floor. I hope we get our deposit back but I doubt it.
Other than that, I have rhinestoning parties. My pirate costume was insane and I couldn't do it alone so I had some friends come over to help me glue the stones on. I fed them and we drank wine, but I think we got a little too stoned. They accused me of running a sweatshop but I've never heard of a sweatshop that gets it's workers drunk and stoned. If there is such a place...well, I'm guilty. It was a lot of fun.


7. What materials do you get the most excited about working with?
I'm really digging dupioni silk. I think corsets look amazing in that fabric. I just bought a black dupioni silk underbust corset and am having a bustle made to match. I can't wait to glue rhinestones on it.


8. Explain the importance of closures and fastenings on costumes for the burlesque artist?
Oh my! It's EXTREMELY important that a burlesque performer doesn't struggle with zippers or corset ties. I have some tear away pants that use little plastic snaps and I love them, doing them back up is a bitch but they rip away nice and quick. Silky cord for corsets work best for me as well. Metal invisible zippers are the worst but look the best so it's a tricky call.

9..What was your most bizarre costume?
Um... hmm... I really honestly don't know. I tend to like pretty costumes and less strange. For Halloween one year I dressed up as a zombie showgirl. It was basically a showgirl costume and the head piece was actually a vintage piece from an old retired Vegas show. I thought it was bizarre to mix ugly zombie makeup with a pretty showgirl costume.


10.What tips can you offer those who aren't crafty? What one Roxi DLite secret can you divulge?
I'm obsessed with Amber Ray Accoutrement's. If you're not crafty, she certainly is. She's made me a couple pairs of pasties for my two big numbers and is going to be making me another pair for my new fan show. She can make anything over the top. I just purchased a little head band with a feather thing on it from her as well as a new hair flower to add to my rapid growing collection of Amber Ray crap that I don't need but really enjoy.


11. If you had an unlimited budget what would you make? The sky's the limit!
I can't tell you, because one day I just might have the money and I want it to be a surprise. But it most likely would be a large prop with a kick ass costume to match.


12.There's a recent insider controversy about how many Swarovskis one can put on a costume.
The amount of Swarovski's one can put on a costume has to do with how many they can glue on before their hand starts to cramp up. That's why I get friends to help. And, of course, money has a lot to do with it. I will glue on as many I can afford. The most rhinestones I glued on a costume was for my pirate number, the total rhinestones i ordered was 40,896 in various sizes, most being 12ss in size. That was way too much work. I was gluing stones for 3 weeks straight.


13.What batteries fuel an outfit?
Imagination, stage presence, music selection and musicality.

14. Where can we learn to make our own costumes- what workshops do you offer?
I don't offer costume making workshops but I do offer pin-up workshops. As you may or may not know, I'm a photographer. I offer 'Pin-Up For A Day' workshops where I teach the basics of posing and how to always look good in photos. I also take your photos and you receive two airbrushed edited images as well as a gift bag. Makeup and hair is included in this package. It's a fun thing to do with a bunch of your girlfriends, I've even done this for bachelorette parties. I book private sessions as well. If you would like to learn more about my workshop please send me an email roxi.does.burlesk@hotmail.com

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