Mahogany Storm's XXXMas Wish List

Mahogany Storm, Mr. Storm if you're Nasty, of Boylesque T.O., will be joining the STOS crew this Dec.12th for Merry Stripmas. RSVP here: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/event.php?eid=318933835057&ref=ts


1.McQueen Armadillo Python heels

2.Roadtrip with Prince in a little red corvette

3.Diamond encrusted cock sock

4. A naked sleigh ride with the STOS crew (shotgun Sexy Mark Brown's lap)

5.Platinum stripper pole

6.A fire-breathing dragon

7.High tea in a hot air balloon

8.Swarovski manacle with matching scourge

9.A bucket of sparkles

10.Calf implants

11.Frozen hot chocolate IV bag


Visit Mahogany and the rest of the Boylesque Boys here:

http://www.boylesqueto.com/

12 Days of Xmas with Lil' Relly

This crafty cutie has come up with a clever Wishlist. Guest star, Lil' Relly has come out of retirement to serve you the goods Dec. 12th for Merry Stripmas. ATTENTION:
Skin Tight Outta Sight & The Cadillac Lounge is pleased to announce Merry Stripmas has now moved to the Great Hall 1087 Queen St.W for a bigger, better show Dec.12th!
Bigger acts, bigger capacity and more music for the dance party. RSVP here: http://www.facebook.com/inbox/readmessage.php?t=1189319972403&f=1&e=-12#/event.php?eid=318933835057

Second day of Christmas:
Two fuck-off, huge diamonds.

Third day of Christmas:
Three days on a beach in paradise.

Fourth day of Christmas:
Four nights at a bar in paradise.

Fifth day of Christmas:
A shopping spree at Saks Fifth Avenue.

Sixth day of Christmas:
A man with a tight six pack.

Seventh day of Christmas:
Seven earth shattering orgasms.

Eighth day of Christmas:
To be held, to be loved, eight days a week.

Ninth day of Christmas:
Nine lives.

Tenth day of Christmas:
Tens of thousands of dollars.

Eleventh day of Christmas:
Eleven sensual kisses in the dark.

Twelfth day of Christmas:
All things that come by the dozen!

Honey B. Hind Wants!

She's putting it out there so you better deliver! Here's Hot Hot Honey B. Hind's Xmas Wish List!

1.rechargeable batteries.

2. a massage....from GI's !!!

3. nailpolish that never chips

4. pants that fit my ass and thighs at the same time

5. champagne brunch with all my friends

6. a gift certificate for Agent Provocateur


7. bigger tippers at the Painted Lady

8. my picture in Vanity Fair

9. an apartment sized hot tub

10. minions lots of minions

11. hugs and kisses xoxoxo







Don't forget to RSVP for Merry Stripmas Dec.12th at The Cadillac Lounge here:
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=318933835057

Christmas Wish List with Cherry Temple

Welcome our deliciously dynamic guest star, Miss Cherry Temple with her Christmas Wish List! But first RSVP for our Merry Stripmas show here: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=318933835057&ref=ts

1.For Tom Waits, my fiancée of 14 years, to pick a date (or at least return my calls).

2.For my once conjoined, now tragically separated, twin Shirley Temple to publicly acknowledge our shared history.

3.A new pink tutu for my bulldog, Pavlova. She ate the last one.

4.A case of pink champagne.

5.A guest spot on “The Muppet Show”, including a duet with Gonzo.

6.The white gown that Jennifer Connolly wore when she danced with David Bowie in “Labyrinth”. (actually, Bowie’s outfit was pretty fabulous too…)

7.A wind machine capable of blowing my clothes off.

8.A new set of false teeth for my snake, Samuel.

9.For Rachel Talalay to direct a sequel to “Tank Girl” starring me.

10.For Julie Taymor to design an act for me.

11.For Tim Burton to turn me into the clay-mation creature I was meant to be.

12.For someone to design really sexy long-johns. Seriously, these winters are cold.

Merry Stripmas Wish List Demanda Kill

Skin Tight's own Gothic Lolita:
Demanda' Kill's Holiday Demands:

1. A gold-plated pony. With, or without, nose and mouth holes.

2. A man or woman to turn the pages of my sheet music for me as I sing, wearing whatever sexy [and probably ridiculous] costume I tell 'em to.


3. Van Gogh's 'The Scream' painting as nail art decals.

4. A corset that will not warp.

5. A date with Sexy Mark Brown. Without clothes..... Make that a NIGHT with Sexy Mark Brown.

6. A group of choir boys that follow me singing 'Don't Stop Believing' by Journey on command.

7. A Victorian dress made out of lace and leather.

8. Did I mention a night with Sexy Mark Brown?

9. A constant supply of blood in a rhinestone chalice [yum yum!].

10. A night with all the ladies of Skin Tight Outta Sight. Wearing nothing but our smiles [and maybe some sparkles]!




To RSVP to our Merry Stripmas show go to:http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=318933835057&ref=ts

S.M.B's Wish List

To promote our Dec. 12th Merry Stripmas show at The Cadillac Lounge, I will give you what we want you to give US! To RSVP the show:

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/event.php?eid=318933835057&ref=ts

You know him, you love him, here's S.M.B.'s Wish List

1. A Date with Dwight Yoakam

2. A make-out session with a sexy stranger in the Gladstone elevator

3. Imported (from NYC) vegan soft-serve ice-cream (cake batter flavour)

4. A slow dance with Dew Lily (chaperoned by my aunt Deborah)

5. Banjo Lessons!!

6. Biodegradable glitter

7. Front-row seats at Copenhagen

8. Sweatshop-free fake facial hair

9. A hip rock 'n' roll backing band that follows me wherever I go
10. Two words: festive merkin


Merry Stripmas!

A Different Sort of XXXMas Pageant

They just can't keep these presents under the tree 'til Christmas. These aren't the kind of undies your dear old Gran got you, no it's Toronto's Rebel Burlesque troupe, Skin Tight Outta Sight, inviting you to witness the unwrapping of some highly explosive packages! Let me give you a peek at this year's Christmas Wish List:


1. Its one helluva wind-up dolly; it's Go- Go Action Anastasia. Some assembly required. Small parts are hazardous for male children.

2. Foxy Finale! Bend her, shape her, any way you want her. She can high kick you out of house and home!

3. Some of that combustible hot sauce, with a dash of Sass & Abuse, Honey B. Hind. A five-alarm figure indeed!

4. No man - or woman - can resist her charms… Plug her in, she's Demanda Kill!

5. Gimme that sweetest sugarcoated treasure chest. I want a box of Coco La Crème. The bonbon that bites back!

6. Introducing Birthday Botox Tanya Cheex . Who needs a dream home when you have boobies bigger than Barbie's, and your surgeon on speed dial?

7. Ready for action, no mission is impossible for Sexy Mark Brown. He comes with tofu grip and his pants drop on command! All right!

WHEN? December 12th, 2009
Doors open at 9 pm; show time at 10 pm.
WHERE? At The Cadillac Lounge (1296 Queen St. W.). Toronto

For a mere $15 in advance (at Rotate This, Nearly Naked and online at www.totix.ca) or $20 at the door, you get the gift of DJ Serge spinning up all your holiday hits, AND Live Music by The Alistair Christl Band!

Christmas cookies – Guest Burlesque dancers, Dew Lily and Mahogany Storm of Boylesque T.O., Miss Cherry Temple, Glamour Puss Burlesque, and coming out of retirement just for you - Toronto's Li'l Relly performs her number that won her Best Newcomer at The Boston Burlesque Expo! Screw naughty and nice! Pass the Egg Nog, this pageant is gonna get ugly- in the most glamourous sort of way!

Batteries not included!

www.skintightouttasight.com

Shake It Like A Pro: Pearls of Wisdom from the Wings

I put out the question, "What's the best piece of showbiz advice you ever received?" Here's a collection of some of those valuable pearls:

" Sell yourself to the very back of the audience, the front rows are already with you"- Tigger!

"Put your pasties at the edge of your nipple for an instant boob lift!"- Dirty Martini.




"The best thing you can do for your art is experience what it feels like to fail."- Julie Atlas Muz.

"Underwear is not a costume." - Professor Jo Boobs.

"Cut the fucking tags out of your panties!"- Indigo Blue

"Shoes first, THEN corset. Never the other way around!"-Sparkly Devil

"Pee before you go on stage."- Genevieve Ellison


"Always leave them wanting more."-Polly Eshter

"Don't leave your costume pieces lying around all over the place once you do take them off. You need space on the stage to dance, and you shouldn't have to tip-toe over your clothes. Make a nice, neat pile behind you and drop everything off there, leaving your stage tidy and roomy." - Dr. Lucky

"I would say that the gals should learn to really enjoy their audiences, because once they do, then the audiences will enjoy them. An audience will always know if you like you work or you don't and they respond in kind. Even when you are down and depressed, don't let your audience know it, because once you turn them off, it is very hard to turn them back on. It is what keeps my audiences and my fans coming back." Tura Satana

"Get it in writing, before the show." - Cass King, The Wet Spots

"When people see you on the stage and cheer remember they're cheering for who they THINK you are not who you ACTUALLY are. So don't let it get to your head"and"When you think you've put on enough...add more" -Miss C Pink Velvet Burlesque.
"No one knows your act like you do, so if something goes wrong, don't let it show on your face!"- Kitten Deville

"Duct tape is your best friend."- Mikah Styles

"Don't dance to anything over 3 minutes long if you're not a trained dancer."- Honey Corday

"Don't EVER let NOBODY fuck up YOUR hustle." - Ricky Day

"Don't wear lip gloss on stage, everything will stick to it, (like your wig, your boa...)"- Princess Farhana

"You're a showgirl...so show!"-The Incredible Edible Ayknos

"When I worked in my first burlesque show, some Legends of the ice capades were in the audience and afterwards said to remember to smile and if you can't smile, just keep saying shit shit shit and no one will ever know! Look in the mirror and try it."- Dusty Summers

"STAY IN COLLEGE! WHICH I DIDN'T! HAHA SO I SPENT ALL MY MONEY, NOW I'M BROKE! AT THIS CHARMING OL AGE!"- Satan's Angel

"This is theatre, not therapy." I can't remember who said it!"- Jo Boobs