Welcome our deliciously dynamic guest star, Miss Cherry Temple with her Christmas Wish List! But first RSVP for our Merry Stripmas show here: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=318933835057&ref=ts
1.For Tom Waits, my fiancée of 14 years, to pick a date (or at least return my calls).
2.For my once conjoined, now tragically separated, twin Shirley Temple to publicly acknowledge our shared history.
3.A new pink tutu for my bulldog, Pavlova. She ate the last one.
4.A case of pink champagne.
5.A guest spot on “The Muppet Show”, including a duet with Gonzo.
6.The white gown that Jennifer Connolly wore when she danced with David Bowie in “Labyrinth”. (actually, Bowie’s outfit was pretty fabulous too…)
7.A wind machine capable of blowing my clothes off.
8.A new set of false teeth for my snake, Samuel.
9.For Rachel Talalay to direct a sequel to “Tank Girl” starring me.
10.For Julie Taymo
r to design an act for me.
11.For Tim Burton to turn me into the clay-mation creature I was meant to be.
12.For someone to design really sexy long-johns. Seriously, these winters are cold.
2.For my once conjoined, now tragically separated, twin Shirley Temple to publicly acknowledge our shared history.
3.A new pink tutu for my bulldog, Pavlova. She ate the last one.
4.A case of pink champagne.
5.A guest spot on “The Muppet Show”, including a duet with Gonzo.
6.The white gown that Jennifer Connolly wore when she danced with David Bowie in “Labyrinth”. (actually, Bowie’s outfit was pretty fabulous too…)
7.A wind machine capable of blowing my clothes off.
8.A new set of false teeth for my snake, Samuel.
9.For Rachel Talalay to direct a sequel to “Tank Girl” starring me.
10.For Julie Taymo
r to design an act for me.11.For Tim Burton to turn me into the clay-mation creature I was meant to be.
12.For someone to design really sexy long-johns. Seriously, these winters are cold.
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